A few strange warnings I’ve seen recently:

Say ‘No’ to illegal cigarettes.

As opposed to say ‘Yes’ to smoking?

Caution – Our coffee is fresh and hot.

If you’re going to caution me about your fresh coffee, I don’t think I want to know how putrid your stale coffee can get.

Real (Madrid) demolition shows we can beat United, says Babel.

Beat United, they might, come Saturday. But what does losing to Middlesbrough and drawing a whole host of games against mid-table Premier League teams show about Liverpool?